I’ve lived a fulfilling life. I was happy to meet you and the kids. but in the end, I still don’t want to die. I really am hopeless, huh?

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wibly-wobbly-timey-wimey:

Fish fingers and custard

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brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

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milllh0use:

I expected somewhat of an explanation at the end of this, but no

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